Good news and bad news are coming. You will find the love of your life soon and if you already have, then your love will win the lottery. Drama may ensue between someone you know or not, but it will be worked out eventually so do not worry. Keep a look out for speeding cars, the smell of gas, feral animals, psychotic samurais, sink holes, falling asteroids, mercenaries, cross fire, spelling errors, over due bills, pot holes, toys with sharp edges, sand spurs, vats of sulfuric acid, 1000 foot cliffs, alien invasions,and of course, potential fire hazards in your own home.
A decision you have been dreading to make will be made easier by someone else. Don’t forget to think of yourself when you are helping others and when the sun is shining on your side of the earth, be sure to use sunscreen. At some point in time, you will eventually run into an old friend and you will share in some nice nostalgia. You will eventually accomplish that which youhave been trying to for ages now. If there is something you’ve been dying to try, now is the time to try it. If you find yourself with a problem, take the necessary steps to solve it.
When this year is over, you will find yourself further along the time/space continuum. When life gives you lemons,make Chicken Francaise or if you don’t prefer chicken, use it on some Shrimp Scampi. Avoid flooded roads, promises of instant wealth, pills offering bigger breasts or a bigger penis, and never trust a man who is holding a gun on you.
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