Crazy Video Game Hybrids I Would Like to Play

There are a ton of video games out there to play, but most of them follow the same classic formula and bear no resemblance towards reality. What if we could play games that were more devious, far out, and reminiscent of the real world we live in?  Well if you ever wondered what such a game would be like, check out below for some titles that I feel would be worth playing (for a few minutes at least...)

The Urban Legend of Zelda: HyruleWars-Drive around the city of Hyrule and stop Ganondorf from distributing grinded up pieces of the Triforce as the new addictive and devastating drug to destroy the nation’s youth.  Trade your hard earned rupees for new guns and ammo as well as have sex with Princess Zelda in the back of your car in a dark alley.

Halo Mario World-Take control of Master Chief as he stomps on Koopa Troopers and Goombas and shoots rockets up Bowser’s ass and take control of the Warthog's turret as Mario and Luigi drive you further into Koopa territory to rescue Princess Peach. 

Call of Pac-Man-The most played first person shooter meets the arcade classic in a no holds barred eating fest!  Take control of Pac-Man as you search the jungle and abandoned factories for enemy players and eat them before they eat you.

Red Dead Donkey Kong-Follow John Marston as he attempts to rescue his wife from Donkey Kong and the gang!  Pursue the nefarious ape on horse back as he throws flaming barrels as you from his own Snap Trap drawn carriage!

Final Fantasy City-Have you ever wondered what it would be like to build your own fantasy world and watch it grow?  In Final Fantasy City, you can make your own fantasy town amid lands filled to the brim with randomly encountered monsters and watch the stories unfold as heroes are born and save the day. 

Dance, Dance Dead Space-The atmospheric and scary first person shooter in space has you busting a move in order to escape the many monsters on the ship, as well as challenge them to random dance offs. 

Aliens Vs Predator Vs Street Fighter IV-Take street fighting up another notch as Ryu tries his fire balls against the Predator’s advanced laser cannon and Ken tries a round house kick on a Xenomorph with acid for blood.  Try to stop Chun Li from being impregnated by a face hugger and make sure Zangief doesn’t lose his head only to become a trophy for yet another Predator!

Splinter Cell: Double Dash-You are Sam Fisher and it is your job to race a go-kart to victory.  Sneak into the garages of your enemies the night before the races begin and sabotage their karts using your arsenal of stealth gadgets and attacks. When the big race is finally upon you, use your silenced weapon to take players out of the race without drawing attention to yourself!

Professor Layton and the Portal of Freedom-Our beloved Professor Layton has been knocked out only to find himself wake up in a mysterious laboratory with only a portal gun to help him get through the various rooms.  A menacing computer speaks to him from above about how useless his efforts are to solve the puzzles and that his assistant, Luke, will not be getting any cake at the end of the day.

Fallout 3: Guitar Hero-There is a new way to save a world torn apart by nuclear war and that is to play some crunchy tunes by a multitude of your favorite artists!  Earn money in the various post apocalyptic towns by performing at various taverns for bottle caps, but be careful of Super Mutant metal groups which will try to drown out your performance with their own loud renditions.